who gives a f___ about an oxford comma?

Raise your hand if you remember that song from Vampire Weekend!

No? Just me? Listen here for extra-credit.

Oxford comma, also known as the serial comma or series comma, is used when listing three or more things, such as:

I ate a pop tart, a lean cuisine, and flaming hot Cheetos.

The comma before the and is called the Oxford comma.

This silly little punctuation comes with some controversy, but my English professor told me to use it. It should be told that he also gave me a C- in 17th century English literature, so clearly, I didn’t retain a lot of what when on in that class. BUT THIS I REMEMBER?!

Sometimes people like to NOT use it. Oh, the horror! But seriously, it’s not a big deal. However, the grammar police might lock you up and set fire to your house.

So it’s a good idea to at least know about this filthy little animal, so you know why you’re getting punched in the face by people who care too much.

Here are some more examples to help you get the hang of it:

I love your tiny hat, your tea, and your skin tags.

Soon you will learn to scuba, write French poetry, ski backwards, and fold origami lanterns.

The best way to grocery shop is hungry, tall, and drunk.

I knew it was time to do laundry because the only things I had left to wear was a towel, my winter formal dress, and a one-piece bathing suit with a detachable skirt. I decided on the bathing suit.

Cheers, chin-chin, and go with peace.

Also, it should be recorded, that I give a F___ about the Oxford comma.